tomhazeldine:

#me in class when i get the answer wrong


krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE


v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R


Have some wet Ian Gallagher to brighten your day


hayleu:

if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for


sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE


morrowseer:

spottedleaf is about to throw down some sick prophecies

morrowseer:

spottedleaf is about to throw down some sick prophecies


petiterusk:




He deals with so much shit…

petiterusk:

He deals with so much shit…



the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

image

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.


averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

filmchrist:

straight boy entitlement


wickedclothes:

Dandelion Ring

Inside of this glass orb are several dandelion seeds to wish upon. Carry your wishes with you wherever you go. Sold on Etsy.